Sidney Powell Nicknames
Sidney Powell Quotes
Sidney Powell Jokes
Sidney Powell Poems
This page contains the best Sidney Powell nicknames, poems, jokes and quotes that I have been able to find, plus a few that I came up with myself. Sidney Powell nicknames and jokes have been coined by Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Meyers.
When you're too wacky for Trump, you are really, really, really wacky! Kraken the Crackpot Clown is crazier than a Full Moon Loon, but she does get an A B C D E for effort.
Sidney Powell is so wacky that her defense of the $1.3 billion lawsuit filed against her by Dominion Voting Systems is that “no reasonable person” would believe her claims!
"I'm going to release the Kraken!" — Sidney Powell, 2020
"I'm going to recall the Kraken and plead guilty like a slick, slimy, slithery squid!" — Sidney Powell, 2023
Alas for insurrectionists the fearsome Kraken turned out to be Flipper. — Michael R. Burch
Squid on the Skids
by Michael R. Burch
Sidney Powell howled in 2020:
“The Kraken will roar through the land of plenty!”
But she recalled the Terror in 2023
with a slippery, slimy, squid-like plea.
The Top Ten Sidney Powell Nicknames, Plus a Few
Sid Vicious
Squid Vicious (Michael R. Burch)
Squid Viscous (Michael R. Burch)
Squidney
Squidley
El Squid (Michael R. Burch, a pun on the legendary hero El Cid)
The Kraken
"Sidney Powell's Kraken is missing more than a few tentacles." — Jacob Sullum
The Cracked Kraken
The Crackpot Kraken
The Crackhead Kraken
The Kraken with its lips firmly applied to Trump's Crack
Kraken the Crackpot Clown
Flipper
Little Miss Flip-Flop 2023
Little Miss Tamper Tantrum 2020
Licensed to Lie (the title of her book)
The Crackpot
The Crackerjack
“It’s a real crackerjack team of attorneys Trump put together here — in that he appears to have actually found them inside boxes of Crackerjacks.” — Jimmy Kimmel
The MAGA Megaphone
The MAGA Megaphony
The MAGAt
The Krank
The Craziest Addition to the Trump Cinematic Universe (Seth Meyers)
The Sheer Majesty of Stupidity (Stephen Colbert)
“I’m just in awe at the sheer majesty of their stupidity.” — Stephen Colbert
Trump's TV Attorney
Trump's Detourney
The World's Worst Lawyer
As one Sidney Powell critic noted: She would have to be the worst lawyer in the world to confess to a crime where the cops had no evidence or the evidence was manufactured.”
Loony Tunes
The Full Moon Loon (Michael R. Burch)
Sidney "Howl at the Moon" Powell
The Loon-a-Tick
Cereal Mascot (Seth Meyers)
"If you thought Rudy was bonkers, this lady is crazier than a cereal mascot." — Seth Meyers
Sidney Powell is “too insane for Tucker Carlson, even too insane for Lou Dobbs.” — Seth Meyers
Krusty the Klown
Emmett Smelly (Michael R. Burch)
The Keystone Flop (Michael R. Burch)
Insane Clown Posse
Insane Clown P*ssy
Sidney Whiplash (pun on Snidely Whiplash)
Squidley Whiplash
Thirstin’ Powell the Turd (what the hell are they lacing her Koolaid with?)
The Wicked Witch of the West Wing
Dis-Honorable Mention Sidney Powell Nicknames
Miss Misinformation
The Spinmistress
The Spinster
Spinster Sidney
Blurberella
Little Miss Treasonous Tentacles 2020
Witless Witness for the Prosecution
Sidney Powell Jokes
“I’m just in awe at the sheer majesty of their stupidity.” — Stephen Colbert
The Kraken "went so far off the deep end even Donald Trump had to disavow her." — Ryan Bort writing for Rolling Stone
"Sidney Powell's Kraken is missing more than a few tentacles." — Jacob Sullum
Sidney Powell's lie-riddled lawsuits "are at least as hideous as the beast of legend and equally mythical." — Jacob Sullum
Alas for insurrectionists the fearsome Kraken turned out to be Flipper. — Michael R. Burch
"If you thought Rudy was bonkers, this lady is crazier than a cereal mascot." — Seth Meyers
Powell is “too insane for Tucker Carlson, even too insane for Lou Dobbs.” — Seth Meyers
“Wow, you know you’re in full loony territory when even Tucker Carlson won’t go along with what you’re selling.” — Seth Meyers
“It’s both insane that they’re trying to pretend that she was never part of the legal team when she was literally standing at an official Trump press conference, and also believable that someone could wander into a Trump press conference and say they’re his lawyer.” — Seth Meyers
“It’s a real crackerjack team of attorneys Trump put together here — in that he appears to have actually found them inside boxes of Crackerjacks.” — Jimmy Kimmel
I had a great Sidney Powell joke, but the ghost of Hugo Chávez and the future ghost of George Soros stole it! — Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
Sidney Powell Quotes
"I'm going to release the Kraken!" — Sidney Powell, 2020
"I'm going to recall the Kraken and plead guilty like a slick, slimy, slithery squid!" — Sidney Powell, 2023
"I'm going to re-release the Kraken and claim Fani Willis made me do it!" — Sidney Powell, a few days later
"Guilty as charged, your Honor. Now where do I go to testify against my former master, Trump?" — Sidney Powell, 2023
"Not guilty, your Honor. Now where can I go to have my self lobotomized for my own safety?" — Sidney Powell, a few days later
"I came, I saw, I bonkered." — Sidney Powell, 2023
Sidney Powell said, entirely without evidence, that Trump won the 2020 popular vote in “a landslide” but was cheated by an “algorithm” designed by Dominion Voting Systems. She "described a secretive vote-flipping operation devised by a veritable who’s who of conspiracy theory tropes: George Soros, the Clinton Foundation, Antifa, communistic actors in Venezuela (including late ex-president Hugo Chávez), Cuba, China and thousands of election officials from both parties."
Sidney Powell Poems
The Kraken Cracked
by Michael R. Burch
She’s singing like a canary.
Who says krakens are scary?
Squidney said the election was hacked,
but when all her lies were unpacked,
the crackpot kraken cracked.
Now, with a small, timid, high-pitched squeal,
The kraken has cut a deal.
Oh, tell it with jubilation:
the kraken is on probation!
Squid on the Skids
by Michael R. Burch
Sidney Powell howled in 2020:
“The Kraken will roar through the land of plenty!”
But she recalled the Terror in 2023
with a slippery, slimy, squid-like plea.
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